Santa Baby/Tack Store Lady (as sung by your horse)…

Tack store lady, slip some horse treats under the tree, for me
I’ve been an awful good horse
Tack store lady, so hurry to the barn tonight

Tack store lady, Eskadron boots too, light blue
I’ll leave the barn light on
Tack store lady, so hurry to the barn tonight

Think of all the people whom I could have nipped
Think of all the places where I could have cribbed
Next year I could be just as good
If you’d check off my Dover Saddlery list
Boo boo bee doo

Tack store lady, there’s one thing I really do lack, custom tack
Saddle and bridle
Tack store lady, and hurry to the barn tonight

Tack store chickie, one little thing I covet, a numnah
Hunt green and made of sheepskin
Tack store lady, so hurry to the barn tonight

Tack store lady, I’m filling my stocking with Hermes, and hay
Sign your ‘X’ on the line
Tack store lady, so hurry to the barn tonight

Come and trim the aisleway
With leather made by Passier
I really do believe in you
Let’s see if you believe in me
Boo boo bee doo

Tack store lady, forgot to mention one little thing, some bling
For my browband
Tack store lady, and hurry to the barn toniiiiiiight